13871.) his penis is huge and i am afraid of it.
So inappropriate, but i LOL’d. (via blogsecret)
13898.) I drive a $60,000 Lexus every day with a...
i could never be like this. (via blogsecret)
Dear Tumblr, What is the definition of pretty? :/ Is it really personality, like so many people claim to care about, or is it really just teeth and nails?
100th post!!! :D Merry Christmasss!
You can’t change others, only yourself.
you don’t hear me at all. ):
You can be the same person you are 10 years from now, just older.– (nobody shall know i blotched this up earlier :p)
reached an all-time low of 4 today :D
just makes me hope for things that aren’t going to happen. It also makes me kind of sad when I see all those cute couples around. That’s why I don’t like christmas :/
Dear Tumblr, I am so tired right now, but since I’m up doing stuuuuupid English Lit homework, I guess I’ll post. -edit: my first update kind of sounded forced. As it was.. , so I changed it. So what topic do I cover today? Do I cover the standstill my life is at? I don’t really have anything to rant about, unless I make-believe something. My life really is the epitome of...
Hello to the new watchers(:
Hi there. Thank you. And sorry if I’m a bit of a total bitch in most of my updates.. :/ - (I guess not very) Ironically, followed by more bitchiness: Dear Tumblr, So according to my mother, because I decided in an act of stupidity to let her know that I am going to fib my cooking project a little, I am now officially a spawn of satan. Yes that’s right…. satan. ...
I’m scared to death. haha
Screw you tumblarity :(
Disatisfactory at best.
Dear Borders, Thank you for making me wait nearly a half an hour, be randomly cut off, switched to many different sales associates, only to finally be told you do not carry the inquired book in stock and be abruptly hung up on. I appreciate your services greatly, bastards.
Have you ever felt like
songs were speaking to you? “shut up and put your money where your mouth is” (:
dear tumblr, you make me procrastinate too much :(